A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, only idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." . "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously!" "I mean, no sex since 1955!" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to 'relax' him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955!" The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now." (Don't ya love military time?!?)
As soon as my eyes shut the slide show begins Yesterday is gone now and panic sets in With a weight upon my chestand a ghost upon my back And the numbing sensation of everything I lack that leaves me Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, Your real world away And beautiful, o beautiful bright eyes, lie Only beautiful, o beautiful bright eyes cry Singing late morning lullaby The first sign of morning is gray and alarming It's so disappointing the day has come so soon While the rest of the world greets the day and feels new I will push it away just like I always do, I will be Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, Your real world away And beautiful, o beautiful bright eyes, lie Only beautiful, o beautiful bright eyes cry Singing late morning lullaby Late morning lullaby I would darken my window so I can fall asleep While the critics frown down on the hours I keep that leave me Dreaming, dreaming, dreaming, Your real world away
O dia da poupança, o dia do cancro da mama, sei lá, mais uns quantos...
Tem sido acordar cedo e deitar tarde ao tentar deitar cedo...
Ou como ontem, deitei-me às 20h30 e acordei às 05h50... para acordar às 06h15...
Tem sido ver o nascer o Sol sobre a Vasco da Gama à saida do tunel do Grilo, sem se conseguir ver mais nada... Ou o frio de manhã... 6º C, hoje, logo de manhã...
Tem sido o café quentinho logo ao chegar ao escritório...
Já só faltam 4 dias para parar um bocadinho... 2 dias, ou, 48 horas, só para parecer mais tempo...
E os dias têm passado, mas sem avanços... em pausa...